YueYii Inner Court
Number of posts : 540 Location : Lurking in the shadows... IGN[Game NickName] : Kryyn Current Status : Active Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: When to start cussing Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:18 pm | |
| WHEN TO START CUSSING
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?", says the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!" | |
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Dan Slave
Number of posts : 534 Location : in the deepest darkest depths of england IGN[Game NickName] : -------- Current Status : Normal Registration date : 2008-04-01
| Subject: Re: When to start cussing Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:36 am | |
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ash Commander
Number of posts : 710 Location : Australia IGN[Game NickName] : Ordain,Arthorius,Vaandrin Current Status : Active Registration date : 2008-06-01
| Subject: Re: When to start cussing Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:42 am | |
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arakay Captain
Number of posts : 101 Location : tri-cities IGN[Game NickName] : Arakay Current Status : Active Registration date : 2009-08-25
| Subject: Re: When to start cussing Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:57 am | |
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Hera Nivy
Number of posts : 1925 Location : Malaysia IGN[Game NickName] : Vynch Current Status : Happy Registration date : 2009-02-02
| Subject: Re: When to start cussing Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:05 am | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: When to start cussing Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:24 am | |
| "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!" ... funny xD |
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