Corrupt a Wish

Granted, Dannie died when he was eating tofu.

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I wish Shu is a girl.

Granted, shu is now a girl, but he goes emo during his 1st period and makes both of you jump of a cliff and die.


I wish, I could fly o_0

Granted but your flight time run up when you're high in the sky and thus, resulting an aerial crash.

I want Dannie as my personal chef.

granted.. but after each delightful meal you get sick...

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i wish nivh was my slave and as being my slave she also acts as my mistress

Granted! Unfortunately both Reggy and her parents don't like the idea of Nivh being a personal slave for Dan (No clue what he will do with her!!! :noes: ) so they cook Dan on a :pissed2: and into tiny bits of Dan to make out of him :D:

I wish Buffie would come back to DDO q__q

Granted but her account was hacked + IP blocked so she couldn't play it even when she wants to.


I wish I'm married to a rich man. :*.*:

granted, but he spent all his money oh hookers and he treats u like trash.

i wish for nothing

granted but you are then forced to wish for everything that you hate in life.


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i wish that this corrupt a wish game ended after this post.

Granted but your mistress wants it to go on.

I wish everyone cosplay to college.

Granted, but this is what u get :


I wish I could start playing aika right now

Granted but aika just made your computer explode, its on fire now

i wish gummy bears are alive

Granted. They r alive, but they r also immortal now and they r on a killing spree in ur town :P

I wish that u dont grant me this wish =^.^=

..On second thought, i all of a sudden feel compelled to want the next person to modify this post so it appears as though i would like any given wish to henceforth - become extremely corrupted.


Oh look a piece of Candy.

Wish granted.

It's a trap.

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I wish i could force myself into the bed that is no further then 5 feet away from me.

Granted but unfortunately it's already being taken by:



So now you're forced into a small 1-person bed with this lad!
Make him happy gramps!


I wish I had a banana!

Granted! but unforunetly u pissed off a bunch of apes and are now being tracked down by the cia! rofl

I wish aika was out early!

Granted unfortunately you are, together with MoMo, Axl and Reggy, the only onces who knew about the early release date.



I wish I could get this song, holloback girl, out of my head q_q

Wish granted unforuntly a new song is stuck in ur head
THE MACRANA
ROFL
wish i wasnt with axl.. ICK

Granted you're Katzy's personal slave now

I wish that I knew where Buffie is hiding

Granted but she ate u

And i wish i knew who Katzy was...

Oh god this is too good to be true
Ignorance is really bliss

Granted. I think this is corrupt enough already


I wished that there are more monkey emoticons =D

Granted. But there r no banana emoticons and now the monkeys r starving and they r going to eat ur brain...
I wish my post count was 1000 or higher

Granted but they foudn out u hacked it and delted ur account
wish reggy would accept my friend request!

Granted, but now he wants "more" than just friendship.
I wish I could get a life time supply of coffee

Granted but u died of a heart attak

Wishes she could own a gaint teddy bear rofl xD

Granted, but its not a real teddy bear. Its me wearing a cosplay :P
Now I wish to get a bear ( a real one, big brown and heavy)