Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but a lvl 30 cleric revives them :P
I wish aika cbt 2 would start within the next 2 days

granted but you cannot log on for the next 7 days

i wish i had a valentine so i could get her hopes up and make her feel bad on valentines by not showing up

Granted but then she hires a hit man and you die ^^
Wishes she could rember what she was going to wish for

granted, but then she sufers from alzheimer.

I Wish Wow would just die

Its a pleasure to grant your (our) wish. Granted, wow is dead, thats all.
I wish wowers come to aika so we get more ppl to pk

granted but they over lvled you and kept pking you for the whole CB
wishes i wasn't so low lvled in aika T_T

granted u went up 3 lvl then your char got wiped..... I wish i was dead!!!!!

granted, i just made the world a better place :) , but you alive again~ ~~~~~damn D:

i wish i was smarter :P

Granted, but now ur social skills went down and ur physical condition sucks :P
I wish my paladin could actually kill a monster in less than 3 hits...

granted, but he dies in a car accident afterwards (?)lol
I Wish I had a 10gb internet speed conection xP

Granted, but u have a monthly download limit: 5mb
I wish I could use the unikitty (the cleric mount)

granted, but 20seconds after she dies from a hairball, revive cost is 2bill gold.
i wish we all had mecha's(?)

Granted, but their power source is the GN Drive which hasnt been invented yet :P
I wish we all had neko or inu ears

granted but 2 sec later we all lost our ears.
I wish to be dead again

Granted, but one of our clerics revives u.
I wish I could be immortal

granted but you died just before you turn immortal

i wish my computer could stop defying logic

granted logic as we know it has change....

I wish I can go down to the pits of hell and live there

Granted but that was only screen-saver.

I wish I don't have a headache.

Granted a random flying object cuts off your head o_0

I wish I had some yummy KFC wings here right now

Granted, but they are infested with ants.

I wish my phones would quit frying on me

Granted but it exploded.

I wish I'm dead right now.

Granted but then you got reincarnated.

I wish my flatmate would stop being distracting.

Graned, but you'r full of mutated flea's that you can't get rid of

I wish I could redo my last 10-ish years, but with the knowledge that I have now

Granted, but you are sent back to an alternative universe where your knowledge holds no merit.

I wish Snowy grew large voluminous boobs. :P