Corrupt a Wish

Ok, in this game, you present the group with a wish of yours, and the next person has to corrupt it AND make a new wish.

example:
Person 1- I Wish for peace on earth

Person 2- Granted! There is peace on earth, but a war between Venus and Mars blew up earth in the cross fire.
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I wish that I had more pizza

Person 3- Granted! You have more pizza, but it's stale and rotten and moldy
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I Wish that keyboards never got dusty

So on and so forth.... OK: BEGIN CORRUPTING!!

I wish mina can come help me take care of my kids for 1day *TATS ALL I ASK!* :>.>;:

GRANTED!
.....but mina corrupts your kids and makes them perverted like her and teaches them tentacle secks.

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I wish I won the lottery with a large amount of money in the pot

GRANTED!

but you get into a horrific accident on your way home and your money is spent on therapy for the rest of your life.

i wish i get to have sex everyday with the hottest girl in the world ;_;

Granted!!
But she has multiple STDs and you die soon afterwards.

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I wish I could find a stable job for a change.

Granted!
But you work for Osama Ben Laden and your first task is to fly a plane into the White House


I wish my next wish isn't corrupted.

Granted! but you suddenly get a heart attack.

I wish I could jump higher =(

Granted but you jump so high when your body gets crushed when you fall back to the gound.

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I wish i was truely happy for 1 year

GRANTED but you die 1 second after the year is up




I wish there really was a answer to "how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop"

Granted! But, the only person who knows the answer died 3 hours ago.

I really wish I could get about 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Granted! But you end up gettin 10 years of uninterrupted sleep instead of just 10 days.


I wish gas prices would drop below 2 dollars a gallon again :>.<:

granted! but road tax goes up by 500 dollars

i wish for everybody to be happy

granted! but there is so many posters that you couldn't keep up with the threads anymore and it eventually crashed the forums XD;

I wish my homework was asexual so it'll do itself. :p

Granted!

But u will crush land in a tree tat takes out ur ***** n u hve to get a sex transplant :ahuhu:

elfinsia forgot to make a wish, so i will make one for her
ELFINSIA wishes she looked like the girl in her avatar

GRANTED.
Then hobos on the streets rapes her

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I wish to die :P and still be on earth.

GRANTED! But you decide to cross the street the a car hits you because the driver didn't see you.

I wish I was 18years old already.

GRANTED!
but you contracted a terminal disease on your 17th birthday, expected to live only 1 year more.

I wish i had SECKS

Granted! But it was with a dead cow.

I wish chaos was more socially accepted.