Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but once u opened your mouth, everyone went deaf. So thats why u couldnt make a wish.

Lol...I wish i would die...hmmm right ......now :D

Granted...but right now has already passed


I wish to skip my turn

Granted. but it requires a new client which isn't made available yet, hence you cannot download.

I wish Aion Online is F2P.

Wish Granted, but they shut down the servers permanently in a week.

I wish i could move to Ireland.

GRanted u get a new PC..... but its actually to new and its HUGe b/c its one of those computers that was made way back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.




I wish i was a doctor and made lots of money and owned a house, got married, had kids and we all lived happily ever after forever and ever and nothing ruins it.

Granted but you wake up

I wish 3 more wishes

GRANTED your now 6 years old, suddenly all pedophiles break out of jail and ur kidnappped.



I wish i had a snickers candy bar

Granted you ate thangy snicker candy bar with mouse tail in it but you died of plague

I wish I could come to nubby funeral

granted! but a meteor comes down and kills everybody instead with the exception of rabsiu, who becomes a paraplegic and needs nurses to help him wee wee everyday.



I wish I could live happily ever after.

Granted but you burned yourself to ashes

I wish I had a hammer

Granted.... when he goes to use it, it accidentally slips out of his hands and bounces around forums poking everyones eye out



I wish the hammer didnt poke my eye out