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LordBub
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Registration date : 2008-05-14

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread etc....   Joke Thread etc.... - Page 4 Icon_minitimeFri May 16, 2008 7:53 pm

@Nhb93 wrote:
Evo those were some funny jokes.
Evo has skills thumbs up

I liked the joke Ahito...
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sianx
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Location : Singapore
IGN[Game NickName] : Zarus
Registration date : 2008-04-05

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread etc....   Joke Thread etc.... - Page 4 Icon_minitimeSun May 18, 2008 12:27 am

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in meeting up and re-kindling a little of that “magic. “”Wow!” I said. “I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now. I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me.” She just giggled and said she was sure I’d “rise” to the challenge.

“Yeah” I said, “Just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistline that’s a few inches wider these days!” She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled, “I’ve put on a few pounds myself!”

So I told her to f*** off.
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~RiikaInfinityy~
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Number of posts : 335
Location : ~HELLGATE 666~
IGN[Game NickName] : NIL
Current Status : Taking Long Break
Registration date : 2008-05-16

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread etc....   Joke Thread etc.... - Page 4 Icon_minitimeThu May 29, 2008 6:36 am

LOL how can u do this XD? so hurt other ppl de feelings :>.>;:
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LinkinPark
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LinkinPark

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Number of posts : 56
Location : Oman/UAE
IGN[Game NickName] : LinkinPark
Registration date : 2008-06-21

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread etc....   Joke Thread etc.... - Page 4 Icon_minitimeSun Jun 22, 2008 11:30 pm

here is a Joke that rly Happend... Yesterday my Dog Humped My Friend And he Screamed like a girl ^_^ (i would post a Pic of my Cute Doggy.. but dont have any ^^)
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jok3rlaff
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Registration date : 2009-12-21

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread etc....   Joke Thread etc.... - Page 4 Icon_minitimeWed Dec 23, 2009 10:42 am

@Evocator wrote:
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)



























Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling.














































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Men keep scrolling....









































By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.



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