granted you turned into a zombie

I wish I was a zombie slayer

granted but you lose your arms and legs and the only way you can slay is with your teeth.

i wish nothing bad can happen to me.

Granted! But the witch is jealous of you life, she granted u eternal life of bad luck wahahaha

I wish i can be a bunny =P

Granted, you turned into a bunny gal, only thing is, u have to tolerate sexual harrasement every now and then...

I wish that the company who produce speedtouch ADSL modem will close down forever... :burn:

Granted! but you will have crappy internet forever.

I wish for the cure of AIDS.

Granted!!! but you get cancer in return

i wish there was a cure for cance O.X

Granted!!! ur now 29 and can drive a car, but all of a sudden the presidrnt announces that we are disposing of cars and using flying saucers, and instead the new age limit is 30. Darn, gonna have to wait just a bit longer.

I wish i had brown hair.

Granted!! your hair is brown...but the government decides to kill all the brown haired people :P

i wish i had more hair O_O

Granted, then u got into an accident after u obtain the BMW M3 2008

I was i can marry Razaera and Riika Forever and till death do us part XD

Granted! But the witch gets jealous of your happiness, she send Razaera and Riika to a place where you nvr meet them again =P

I wish i can see a red star

Granted, but the red star falls in love with me

I wish i can be with my love forever XD

Granted!!! u can be with ur love forever, unfrtunately that red star that fell in love with u is heading for earth Fast, and it hits it and everyone dies, too bad forever lasted 5 mins :(

I wish my dog could sleep inside from now on

Granted! you dog slept under your mum's bed..

I wish i have a gd nite sleep

granted! but you have to sleep with me =p

I wish to rule the world.

=.= lol i will ahve nightmare man =X

Granted! You ruled the pig farm instead miuhhahahaha

Riika-chan wish to have a ice cream

Granted! but its beef flavor.

I wish i had a penguin

e.e

Granted! the penguin ate you up

I wished i can meet KAT-TUN =P

Granted! but u get amnesia and forget the whole thing right after.

I wish vanessa hudgens became my wife.

T_T

Granted! But she finds somemore she likes more, so she run away...

I wish i have a bucket of water

noo -.-

Granted! but it has holes in it.

I wish i had an invincible box.

Granted! But Riika-chan use paint and paint over it, you got a red box!

Riika-chan wish to have a bunny ears

wut duhhh i hate red.

Granted! you get forced to work as a playboy bunny =p

I wish I can talk to animals.

Granted! You talked to those pigs

Riika-chan wish to conquer the world, make it turn to HELL muhahahha