Alright, here is a compilation of the funniest phobia terms I found in the Internet.
Anatidaephobia - fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Atychiphobia - fear of failure
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Nomophobia – fear of being out of mobile phone contact.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law.
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.
Anatidaephobia - fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Atychiphobia - fear of failure
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Nomophobia – fear of being out of mobile phone contact.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law.
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.