From top to bottom
Before the marriage
Him: Oh,Finnaly,ive waited to long.
Her: Do you want me to go?
Him: No! i wouldnt dare thinking about that.
Her: Do you love me?
Him: Offcourse!
Her: Did you ever cheated on me?
Him: No! Why are you asking me this?
Her: Do you want to kiss me?
Him: Every time i get the chance!
Her: Will you ever hit me?
Him: Are you crazy? Im not like that!
Her: Can i thrust you?
Him: Yes.
Her: Honey!
Now from the bottom to the top
After the marriage!
(sorry for bad english, hard to translate an dutch joke to english)
Before the marriage
Him: Oh,Finnaly,ive waited to long.
Her: Do you want me to go?
Him: No! i wouldnt dare thinking about that.
Her: Do you love me?
Him: Offcourse!
Her: Did you ever cheated on me?
Him: No! Why are you asking me this?
Her: Do you want to kiss me?
Him: Every time i get the chance!
Her: Will you ever hit me?
Him: Are you crazy? Im not like that!
Her: Can i thrust you?
Him: Yes.
Her: Honey!
Now from the bottom to the top
After the marriage!
(sorry for bad english, hard to translate an dutch joke to english)