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ShutDawn
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PostSubject: Funny laws.   Funny laws. Icon_minitimeWed Nov 26, 2008 1:13 pm

Ok, here are some funny laws from USA thumbs up :

Tucson:
Women may not wear pants

Arizona:
Hunting camels is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

NY:
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Alabama:
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Texas:
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

Utah:
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.

Florida:
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to sell your children.

California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny laws.   Funny laws. Icon_minitimeWed Nov 26, 2008 1:34 pm

Wth, how did some of those rules ever made it to be official?

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PostSubject: Re: Funny laws.   Funny laws. Icon_minitimeWed Nov 26, 2008 2:21 pm

lol its a joke right do ppl actually make these rules up :/?:
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PostSubject: Re: Funny laws.   Funny laws. Icon_minitimeThu Nov 27, 2008 9:32 am

Actually some of these actually exists, not sure about all tho, but there are more laws at http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama
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PostSubject: Re: Funny laws.   Funny laws. Icon_minitimeThu Nov 27, 2008 9:49 am

how oh how do they come up with this
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PostSubject: Re: Funny laws.   Funny laws. Icon_minitimeThu Nov 27, 2008 12:05 pm

Here are some more :

Singapore:
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer.

Australia:
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

France:
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.

Germany:
It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.
Every office must have a view of the sky, however small.
A pillow can be considered a “passive” weapon.

Swaziland:
Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers.

Sweden:
While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny laws.   Funny laws. Icon_minitimeSat Jul 11, 2009 1:46 am

I can understand all the laws... with reason...


Tucson:
Women may not wear pants- Stemmed from prudes not wanting women to show off their bottoms...

Arizona:
Hunting camels is prohibited- Arizona used to have em now they dont...
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. - ??? not a clue
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. - most cactus are endangered species

NY:
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death. -some people survived, constituted as attempted murder, what if they landed on someone.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. - icecream is good and you shouldnt hide it and keep it all for yourself.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. -you make choke...

Alabama:
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. - because you may injure the poor bear... he only wanted your picnik basket.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. - spilled salt is the workings of the devil dont put it on the track toss it over your shoulder.

Texas:
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. -the conductors should have a social life too... they are stuck all alone in front of train, it would be rude to pass without saying hi.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

Utah:
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. -Well just because w ehave one doesnt mean we can use it...
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe. -whhhyyy... riots are a riot...
It is against the law to fish from horseback. -the horse cant fish with some guy on his back...

Florida:
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. -porcupines need love too..
It is illegal to sell your children. - question! where in the USA is this legal?

California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. -shooting things from your car is a national past time in alabama... that is why they have gun racks.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. -4 words, Rocket Powered RC Car
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship -get a bloody room you animals...
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. -too many wannabe cowboys out there
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal. -... why is bowling for pedestrians illegal in CA... is is legal in canda, they made a sport out of it it is called curling.
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