Funny laws.

Ok, here are some funny laws from USA :

Tucson:
Women may not wear pants

Arizona:
Hunting camels is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

NY:
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Alabama:
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Texas:
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

Utah:
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.

Florida:
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to sell your children.

California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

Wth, how did some of those rules ever made it to be official?

lol its a joke right do ppl actually make these rules up :/?:

Actually some of these actually exists, not sure about all tho, but there are more laws at http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama

how oh how do they come up with this

Here are some more :

Singapore:
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer.

Australia:
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

France:
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.

Germany:
It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.
Every office must have a view of the sky, however small.
A pillow can be considered a “passive” weapon.

Swaziland:
Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers.

Sweden:
While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.

I can understand all the laws... with reason...


Tucson:
Women may not wear pants- Stemmed from prudes not wanting women to show off their bottoms...

Arizona:
Hunting camels is prohibited- Arizona used to have em now they dont...
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. - ??? not a clue
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. - most cactus are endangered species

NY:
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death. -some people survived, constituted as attempted murder, what if they landed on someone.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. - icecream is good and you shouldnt hide it and keep it all for yourself.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. -you make choke...

Alabama:
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. - because you may injure the poor bear... he only wanted your picnik basket.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. - spilled salt is the workings of the devil dont put it on the track toss it over your shoulder.

Texas:
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. -the conductors should have a social life too... they are stuck all alone in front of train, it would be rude to pass without saying hi.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

Utah:
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. -Well just because w ehave one doesnt mean we can use it...
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe. -whhhyyy... riots are a riot...
It is against the law to fish from horseback. -the horse cant fish with some guy on his back...

Florida:
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. -porcupines need love too..
It is illegal to sell your children. - question! where in the USA is this legal?

California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. -shooting things from your car is a national past time in alabama... that is why they have gun racks.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. -4 words, Rocket Powered RC Car
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship -get a bloody room you animals...
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. -too many wannabe cowboys out there
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal. -... why is bowling for pedestrians illegal in CA... is is legal in canda, they made a sport out of it it is called curling.