Once in a pub a man with a crocodile went to Stage. Everyone started to watch the man and the crocodile and then the man pulled pants down, and said:I will perform a trick now.The crocodile opened his mouth and man putted his cock in crocodiles mouth and hitted crocodiles head with wrapped newspaper and the crocodile closed its jaws fast and hard.Everyone in the pub were amazed, and then the man hitted the crocodile again with newspaper, and now crocodile opened its jaws. Man took his cock from crocodiles mouth withouth any marks of teeth. Next the man yells:Who wants to be next to try?.
Another man from the crowd yelled:I will come if you wont hit that hard!
Im not sure did i englishsize this right but ill hope so :D
Another man from the crowd yelled:I will come if you wont hit that hard!
Im not sure did i englishsize this right but ill hope so :D