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    Man and crocodile

    ShutDawn
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    Post by ShutDawn Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:12 am

    Once in a pub a man with a crocodile went to Stage. Everyone started to watch the man and the crocodile and then the man pulled pants down, and said:I will perform a trick now.The crocodile opened his mouth and man putted his cock in crocodiles mouth and hitted crocodiles head with wrapped newspaper and the crocodile closed its jaws fast and hard.Everyone in the pub were amazed, and then the man hitted the crocodile again with newspaper, and now crocodile opened its jaws. Man took his cock from crocodiles mouth withouth any marks of teeth. Next the man yells:Who wants to be next to try?.
    Another man from the crowd yelled:I will come if you wont hit that hard!

    Im not sure did i englishsize this right but ill hope so :D
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    Post by Crovaxx Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:30 am

    wont hit that hard??? i don get the joke ><
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    Post by Snow Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:40 am

    well my guess would be that in Finland hit and jerk off could be used as synonyms for each other which would make it kinda funny
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    Post by ShutDawn Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:55 am

    Humm, the man who yells "if you dont hit so hard" means he wants to replace crocodile :ahuhu:
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    Post by Snow Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:19 am

    haha
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    Post by Crovaxx Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:47 am

    ROFL!!!!!!!! now i get it.
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    Post by Dias Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:26 pm

    hahahha , hard to get it but real funny when you do :P , nice one :))
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    Post by Chaofun Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:09 am

    I dont really get it either, but it has to do something with the guy in the audience being gay and going to cum or something like that.
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    Post by Guest Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:03 pm

    lol chao dirty minded
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    Post by Alakide Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:06 pm

    lool i dont realy get it too =/

    sorry :S
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    Post by ShutDawn Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:43 pm

    Replace the crocodile with the man :P
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    Post by Dan Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:00 pm

    i got the joke straight away.... owells ^^
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    Post by Kirchhof Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:14 pm

    yah me too ... its easy to get it . funy

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