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Sources: School life w/ classmates doing these things to each other.
See a boy with an unusually large neck?
Turtle Boy; You messed up your neck-tie, I see stretch marks on your neck man, My necklace is 12" you should get a size 36".
See a fat guy?
I didn't know the sun was this close!, No, I don't want Kool-Aid now..., NEXT-Time I'm going to cover my sandwich with fat proof spray, Whale Boy, No it's aburrido not a burrito (only used if you're taking spanish with a fat guy), Do Up-Downs on the field...if you can.
*NEXT sounds like necks
See a guy with large ears?
Ear Boy, Elephant Boy, We don't need to turn on fans here we got (large eared guy's name), Something feels EERIE in here, No need to turn on A/C in your car, you can cool yourself off.
See a really hairy guy?
Hairy Boy, Yeti, Your name is Harry?
See a white guy wearing white pant/shirt or all white?
Put on a shirt!, Put on some pants!, Put on some clothes!
See a dark guy wearing dark pants/shirt, or all dark colors?
Put on a shirt!, Put on some pants!, Put on some clothes!
See a short fellow?
Aww...the baby's so cute, stand up (short guy's name when he's standing up), (when he smells like poo) Does baby need to change his diaper?, Alright son come sit on daddy's lap.
Those are some of things I hear around school being said everyday, gets repetitive, but still pretty funny when used in the right situation heh.
See a boy with an unusually large neck?
Turtle Boy; You messed up your neck-tie, I see stretch marks on your neck man, My necklace is 12" you should get a size 36".
See a fat guy?
I didn't know the sun was this close!, No, I don't want Kool-Aid now..., NEXT-Time I'm going to cover my sandwich with fat proof spray, Whale Boy, No it's aburrido not a burrito (only used if you're taking spanish with a fat guy), Do Up-Downs on the field...if you can.
*NEXT sounds like necks
See a guy with large ears?
Ear Boy, Elephant Boy, We don't need to turn on fans here we got (large eared guy's name), Something feels EERIE in here, No need to turn on A/C in your car, you can cool yourself off.
See a really hairy guy?
Hairy Boy, Yeti, Your name is Harry?
See a white guy wearing white pant/shirt or all white?
Put on a shirt!, Put on some pants!, Put on some clothes!
See a dark guy wearing dark pants/shirt, or all dark colors?
Put on a shirt!, Put on some pants!, Put on some clothes!
See a short fellow?
Aww...the baby's so cute, stand up (short guy's name when he's standing up), (when he smells like poo) Does baby need to change his diaper?, Alright son come sit on daddy's lap.
Those are some of things I hear around school being said everyday, gets repetitive, but still pretty funny when used in the right situation heh.
