If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

=p ^^

If you give Shu a fish, he'll smack you with it.
If you teach Shu to fish, he'll smack you with the pole.
If you give Shu fire, he'll light you on fire.
If you light him on fire, well, good riddance!!!

lmao

Spardas wrote:If you give Shu a fish, he'll smack you with it.
If you teach Shu to fish, he'll smack you with the pole.
If you give Shu fire, he'll light you on fire.
If you light him on fire, well, good riddance!!!

Edit on first 2 lines:
If you give Shu a fish, he'll feed it to a soft kahto.
If you teach Shu to fish, he'll complain rainbow trouts are gay.