the horses have special hypnosis powers and hypnotize your alien friends into doing their every will

GO HARVEST MORE CARROTS!

I called my layer and I won "the hill" in court of justice and everyone got approach barring ( I think this is right term in law, my layer didnt tell me)

Divorced wifes were invincible but after a while they all died because of lack of sex and then I called my generals to guard once again MY HILL. Those generals are All mighty Chuck Norris and Alfa and Omega Bud Spencer.

You took over without rebuilding defenses? ok. I activate an orbital ion laser cannon designed to terraform this whole hill. The hill changes into a flat piece of farmland. I then lay claim to it and scatter land mines in the field. I also capture any survivors from my space canon as slaves to work the deadly fields, growing crops to earn me a living. ^^

is that a kryptonite missile i see flying towards you? yes it seems that is, oh wait its a whole barrage of kryptonite missiles

bye bye now =P

It's no longer a hill. ^^ Anyway, your droid army fails to defend against a battalion of invading clonetroopers. Hence Darth Yoda and his men recapture the land.

And Death star fire laser beam on the "no longer hill" and destroys everything and I sent my battle ships to claim and defend dust.

I throw a party and professor Charles Xavier gets so wasted. Now it's easy to talk him out to use his psychic amplification machine and to kill all mutants on earth. Now the hill is defenseless and my army took the hill again.

Forest you say, do I smell fire smoke, Yes it is Balrog torching forest of death and assassin shadow elfs team along with it. Barlog defends hill right now and I also building 7 towers of power and put wizard in every tower, they create magical barrier witch can be put down only if towers are destroyed but watch out, nothing can pass by barrier.

I go there with Serious Sam's equip and basicly "break ur harry potters glasses" then I become ally with Darth Vader and join The Dark Side of the FORCE... then i grow up an army of Jedais and build a Force-Energy Shield around the castle :fight: :knuckles:

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

your wizard cosplay did not impress any of Ahito's Jedi. Needless to say the army of jedis fell to the influence of the dark side...caused by Darth Yoda. They let down the energy shield temporally to allow the evil little one enter and take over the castle. Several Star Destroyers then arrive to guard over the shield castle.

My galactic hackers implanted virus in your star destroyers and all I can say that it was one of the best fireworks ever. Now that your destroyers are taken care of I put a fearsome creature to guard the hill, the One, the Only

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My galactic hackers implanted virus in your star destroyers and all I can say that it was one of the best fireworks ever. Now that your destroyers are taken care of I put a fearsome creature to guard the hill, the One, the Only

With my powers to warp and change the plain of the matrix as i see fit, i plunge my index finger into the fearsome creature eye-socket and it morphs into a clone of myself, now theirs two of me; i then inject my mind into all existing mainframes that pose any defense to me taking the hill, and clone them as well, now theirs a whole bunch of me.

I then take to the skies with my wanna-be superman flying skills and create a 10Tarabit encrypted firewall (barrier), that spans a 1 mile radius around the hill to reflect any forces that may try to take my now dominated hill.

I then fly down to the base of the hill and place hundreds of Nano-genetic turret cannons that can synthesis with my other clones and shot at will with pin-point accuracy.

I then wait patiently on my hill, maybe downloading a few pirated movies while i wait for someone worthy enough to take my now conquered hill.

dude ill just fart and ull run then its my hill muahahha :D

I just use gas mask and climb up to hill. I see you sleep and hit you in the head with wooden stick. Then I throw your ass in underground prison where your farts cant hurt people. I call necromancer to raise army of undead to guard hill and retreat myself to safety. YES I'M COWARD.