Conquer The Hill

Ok, I think this game is really fun from the previous forums I have joined so I wish to share it here. So here is how the game goes, there is a hill, your motive is to conquer and take possesion of the hill. In the post you include everything you wish to defend yourself. Other people try to take over the hill by eliminating the current ruler of the hill. You can basically say anything you want which makes it fun. So I will start here:

I take possetion of the hill and equip my castle with hundreds of deadly knights around it.

I accurately toss a grenade into the castle, killing you instantly. Your knights sway in their allegiance after seeing my accuracy and allow me to take your castle. I then equip the castle with a steel dome roof and I incorporate steel doors and a moat as well.

I nuke your castle and everyone dies, including me. D:

I take possession of the empty hill with hazmat suit? Then I just sit there and wait

I walk up with a pistol and shoot you in the head execution style. I then move to a new village and make all the men slaves to build a castle. The beautiful women will be my toys :laugh: and the rest will be left to raise children for my new army xD

I go to your new village and castle with a group of well trained ninjas and we kill every man in the village, including you.

they each take their own house and get one woman to marry and be with, i take the rest of the women for myself =D. the children are allowed their own room in the castle and tenants to keep them happy and well nourished.

I then place towers all over with machine guns mounted on them. i install missile launchers around the castle, and have missile silos loaded with nukes also installed.

:hot:

i summon an army of worms to nuke you with super banana bombs and genetically-enhanced super sheep.
Following which, i move the hill into space and enclose it in a capsule made of astronaut worms.
oh yes. and the women come with me :D

I release a stone of ultimate power that turns those married into extreme banshees. They now all hover all over the land and shriek constantly as another man dies. The children are turned into fish for the man to eat. Slowly but surely all life here dies out. Except for the fish and banshees and trees.

1 word: BULLDOZER

time to burn it all anew =]

NAPALM!

i take over the whole of exsistance with godly powers....turning everything into chaos.... while i do what ever i want :D

and then when i get bored i erase everything from exsistance..which means nothing more can be created :D

*Hits his Easy button* -Another castle and planet appears. The castle is outfitted with miniguns, AAAs and SAMs, and a 30 foot electric fence around it.-

Wow..that was easy

-Phobia wrote:

*Hits his Easy button* -Another castle and planet appears. The castle is outfitted with miniguns, AAAs and SAMs, and a 30 foot electric fence around it.-

Wow..that was easy

read mine carefully... "which means nothing more can be created"

try again :)

Never underestimate the power of the Easy button, all things are possible :P

i summon an army of starved lumberjacks and give them a LOT of syrup =]

bon apetit

OH YA!?!?!

Well I get Jesus and God and Moses and all his other mystical friends to come to your castle and shoot magical lights of death and turn everyone into rabbits and then we kill the rabbits and then we smoke some jebus green

i press CTRL+ALT+DEL and shut down gods heaven system
everything turns into dark and everyone gets so confused that they can't find the hill anymore in the dark, some uber rabbits (who survived the magical lighs) take over the hill and are ready to own you with a diamond carrot

Ill get Zangief and his street fighter friends to knock down the Diamond and share it among themself and then use the money to buy the ultimate force field and protect the hill.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

i summon a giant puppy with deadly fart gasses that will blow u off the hill .. mehehehe

Then ill Eat ur dog alive :DDD

lol
and ill get GIANT CARROTS AND THEN THEY WILL OBEY AND GO against YOU and lick u to death.

MUAHAHHAA

i send in an army of horses to eat your giant carrots

YUMMMMMMMM