Granted but you will Have to "conquer a hill" eventually

I wish to beat nub in posts number :knuckles:

Granted!!! all of a sudden ur post number is 1328538658, But unfortunetly it turns out to be a glitch and goes back to normal after .23 of a second.

I wish i can go on a vacation to the beach this summer :sink:

Granted but Its rainy All the time.


I wish I had a lot of cheese.

*wonders what kind of cheese Sinaar is talking a bout*

Granted!!! U got tons of cheese but its about 10 yrs old and its stiiiiinnnkay!!!

I wish i knew what the two lil sticks are that poke out behind this monkeys head :^_-:

Granted those to sticks should be hair??? But soon after I told you this you got brain damage. It is feedback because all those drugs u used when you were 16 year old.

I wish To have hair like that monkey girl from post above lol

Granted. You become the 2nd luckiest person in the world hahaha, cause i'll become the #1 luckiest person.

I Wish to have a girlfriend who has cutest face and the hottest body with the kindest personality :s2:

Granted But As Soon as you see her you die of a Heart Attack.


I wish you router would blow up.

@Sinaar : LOL YES!!! at least i get to see her for a few seconds hahaha hahahaha

@NubCake : HAhahaha as long as im sitting on this chair, i wont get blown up!!! unless i have to go to the toilet, but then i'll prob just pee on the mines and dont move hahaha :piss:

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Granted!!!! But your spaceship was infested with ALIENS!!! (the ones from AVP - alien vs predator) hahahaha PWNTTTT xD eatttten!! rahhhh


I wish that all the pollution in the world would disappear!!! :fight:

Granted. But all the pollution goes into you, you explode and the polution returns.


I wish one of my friends to go AWAAAYYY from me...

Granted!!! u wished blah blah blah and now ur a cow named Sally but a cow named Betsy saw u looking at her bull so she cownapped u and took u to a cave were u would grow lonely and have to smell ur own burps for a looong loooong time... like forever!!!


I wiiiiiiish that i had a cool new updated cell phone thats tiny and sexy and totally Awesome!!!

Granted you have cool new updated cell phone thats tiny and sexy and totally Awesome but with all the new thing they put in your new cell phone they forgot to put call options and your cell is useless.

I wish a bottle of vodka.

Granted but there is 2% donkey pee in the vodka.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted you know what to wish for but now you have to wait for your turn to make a wish.

I wish I'm prince of Narnia

Granted, but then the evil witch comes and rapes you.


I wish i knew what i was going to do after one week.

Granted, but the little pony grows up and leaves for the forest ;;

I wish I did not procrastinate all the time.

Granted!!! no more procrastinating for LordBub, unfortunately now u got into the habit of being late for everything, which causes u to turn in lat assignments then u fail school, and ur parents Kill you. :noes:

I wish that things would stop ending in death :tears:

Granted. But now everything ends with lots of tortures, where ppl want to die :D


I wish i had a red pen ;)