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Location : Singapore
IGN[Game NickName] : Zarus
Registration date : 2008-04-05

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PostSubject: Nick the Dragon Slayer   Nick the Dragon Slayer EmptySun Apr 27, 2008 9:50 am

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.

Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the nex four hours,

Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared
less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.

The King immediately summoned Nick.
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PostSubject: Re: Nick the Dragon Slayer   Nick the Dragon Slayer EmptySun Apr 27, 2008 10:16 am

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
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Registration date : 2008-03-31

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PostSubject: Re: Nick the Dragon Slayer   Nick the Dragon Slayer EmptySun Apr 27, 2008 11:39 am

lol i want some of those powder.... :ahuhu:
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PostSubject: Re: Nick the Dragon Slayer   Nick the Dragon Slayer EmptySun Apr 27, 2008 3:12 pm

lolololol!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Nick the Dragon Slayer   Nick the Dragon Slayer EmptyThu May 01, 2008 5:42 pm

ahaha thats great xD
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PostSubject: Re: Nick the Dragon Slayer   Nick the Dragon Slayer EmptyFri May 02, 2008 6:23 am

ahaha...that was great. :laugh:
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PostSubject: Re: Nick the Dragon Slayer   Nick the Dragon Slayer EmptyFri May 02, 2008 9:07 am

oh OUCH lol!!
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PostSubject: Re: Nick the Dragon Slayer   Nick the Dragon Slayer EmptyFri May 02, 2008 7:32 pm

Haha,That's a good one.
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PostSubject: Re: Nick the Dragon Slayer   Nick the Dragon Slayer EmptySat May 03, 2008 10:34 pm

Now that's a funny one!
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PostSubject: Re: Nick the Dragon Slayer   Nick the Dragon Slayer EmptyTue May 13, 2008 12:29 am

LoL boobs + ichy powder = thumbs up
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