Yellow,

Are you a noob and would you like to have a lvl 50 Warrior / Priest help you out with Whatever?
If the answer is yes, then you might be interested in the:

----Slave-- For--A--Day-- Contest--------------------

Write a short 12 verse poem on this thread, the best poem of the week will win and

Vanilla will help you out with whatever you might need on the Saturday of that week. (Vanilla

usually plays 24/7 on Saturdays, although other days of the weekend can also be arranged).

Rules:
#1 Participants must be lower than lvl 40.
#2 The contest is an On-going contest and every week there can be a new winner;
The contests won't End until Vanilla Closes this thread.
#3 Although you can have Vanilla PK other players, you cannot have her go to (-30) Yellow Reputation.
#4 Vanilla reserves the right to deny "extreme" orders (such as: "Go kill yourself 10 times", "Gimme all of your weapons and money", etc...).
#5 The poems are due by the friday of the week the player will be helped.

** Please don't use this thread for the discussion of the Contest itself, it's just for participants. :P

Vanilla Pudding...

Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Pudding
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Pudding
Is it Low fat or full of carbs
Is it chunky is it hard
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Pudding
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Pudding
Who you like chocolate? I dont
Do you like pudding hot or cold
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Pudding
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Pudding!

o_0 if ya by any chance find this poem somewhere, it's not mine but my poetry skills r worse then that.
Now be my slave :D:

Snowflakes a weirdo
for what reasons we do not know
Somehow somewhere girls seems to think he hot
just because he has a weird accent
for all times he comes to me
thinking i'll give him a hug
creeps me out
i tried and tried
running as far a possible
for i dont want snowy to get me
buffie buffie where are you
go and hug snow so he leave me alone


lol cant make much of a poem out of snow and buffie

**Congratulations Katzyuke**

You've won this week's poem contest. It was very hard deciding who would be the winner because both poems were great and had a very artistic style.

Katzyuke, you may PM me (w/Vanilla) tomorrow Feb 14. I'll help you out w/ anything.

Congrats Katz.
Although he's not even playing RoM :bored:

I cant refuse an offer to hug Snow muhahahaha :ahuhu: :s2:

*Huggles Buffie* and *patiently waits till Xinny pushes Katz off a cliff*

*bumps Katz off a cliff*
Ooops!!! Sorry, Katz! My bad.
:laugh:

Don't worry YueYi, we forgive you

:o Yue, how ya doing ^_^?

Snowflake wrote:

:o Yue, how ya doing ^_^?

I'm doing OK. I think that either my power supply on my computer is going bad or I picked up a virus somewhere (Note to self: stop downloading so much junk off the internet), so I gotta get that taken care of.

Here's my poem:

Holy cow, I feel great!
I'm getting a $10,000 tax rebate!
My, oh, my what shall I do?
Maybe buy a nice gift or two?
Or three or four...
Or maybe more.
I'm really not sure what I'll get.
Too bad it's not enough to buy a Corvette!
I spied a really nice sword the other day.
Should I get it? What do you say?
Maybe I'll buy Katzy an electric wheelchair,
'Cause I'm about to push him down some stairs.

:^_-:

Wee Yue is gonna win this week, o_0 if ya do win Yue can you make Vanilla my slave on RoM once ya done using him? :D:

Hee hee

IF I win (and if it's allowed), then yes you can claim the prize for me, Snowy.
:thumb2:

Haha Yue, ofc it is, if he is your slave and you tell him to obey meh then he has to :ehehe:

Hahaha.. xD everyone ignored my comment of participants only and not discussion.

Lol, snowy if you want to win you have to send your own poem =P! But look at the bright side, you already know that I like to help the low levels in the guild. You can still PM me in-game if you need help with a boss or any quest. I'm always glad to help out.

Vanilla wrote:

Hahaha.. xD everyone ignored my comment of participants only and not discussion.

People never listen to vanilla,
they are always busy in the spam villa
Someone should eat a gorilla
but i guess it wont be vanilla
I wish i was in manila,
tying this response to vanilla



such a bad poem but who cares :P

o_0 Dan went on rapping

Ofc no one listens, all the threads get spammed XD especially when someone asks not to comment.

Aww helping low lvls, I'm mid lvl already :/sleek:
Grr and if your next master is gonna tell you to listen to meh you ll have to, or else :knuckles:

And as for me making a poem o_0 I totally, completely suck at it.

There was a guy called Vanilla,
who lived in a shiny, big villa.
One day he left for riches and fame,
and came back, totally in shame.
Because he got raped by godzilla.

:D:

If I had a slave
I would pay him a wage
Coz slavery is bad
It really makes me mad
I would rather have a buddy
So we can run the abbey
And the loot we can grabby
So help me do some quests
Then we can have some rest
Take snowy to NOM
Then you will be da bomb
The best guy in Rom!


Awww I suck too but pick me! pick me!
:tears:

Lol I see nice poems here vanilla, I think they all should win xD

Thegoodlol wrote:

Lol I see nice poems here vanilla, I think they all should win xD

Yesh make him work his butt off for everyone :laugh: