Man and crocodile

Once in a pub a man with a crocodile went to Stage. Everyone started to watch the man and the crocodile and then the man pulled pants down, and said:I will perform a trick now.The crocodile opened his mouth and man putted his cock in crocodiles mouth and hitted crocodiles head with wrapped newspaper and the crocodile closed its jaws fast and hard.Everyone in the pub were amazed, and then the man hitted the crocodile again with newspaper, and now crocodile opened its jaws. Man took his cock from crocodiles mouth withouth any marks of teeth. Next the man yells:Who wants to be next to try?.
Another man from the crowd yelled:I will come if you wont hit that hard!

Im not sure did i englishsize this right but ill hope so :D

wont hit that hard??? i don get the joke ><

well my guess would be that in Finland hit and jerk off could be used as synonyms for each other which would make it kinda funny

Humm, the man who yells "if you dont hit so hard" means he wants to replace crocodile :ahuhu:

haha

ROFL!!!!!!!! now i get it.

hahahha , hard to get it but real funny when you do :P , nice one :))

I dont really get it either, but it has to do something with the guy in the audience being gay and going to cum or something like that.

lol chao dirty minded

lool i dont realy get it too =/

sorry :S

Replace the crocodile with the man :P

i got the joke straight away.... owells ^^

yah me too ... its easy to get it . funy