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YueYii
Inner Court
Inner Court
YueYii

Female
Number of posts : 540
Location : Lurking in the shadows...
IGN[Game NickName] : Kryyn
Current Status : Active
Registration date : 2008-04-13

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PostSubject: Baptist Preacher   Baptist Preacher Icon_minitimeFri Sep 12, 2008 5:32 pm

There was a church down in Texas that had a young, very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made the jiggle even that more apparent.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably - especially the men. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, though, because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a Thermon tewday."
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Commander
Commander
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Male
Number of posts : 710
Location : Australia
IGN[Game NickName] : Ordain,Arthorius,Vaandrin
Current Status : Active
Registration date : 2008-06-01

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PostSubject: Re: Baptist Preacher   Baptist Preacher Icon_minitimeSat Sep 13, 2008 12:16 am

lol
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Kirchhof
Celestial Guard
Celestial Guard
Kirchhof

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Number of posts : 280
Location : Iasi , ROmania
Registration date : 2008-04-21

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PostSubject: Re: Baptist Preacher   Baptist Preacher Icon_minitimeMon Jul 06, 2009 10:26 am

rofl ... bad priest :D
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