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YueYii
Inner Court
Inner Court
YueYii

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Number of posts : 540
Location : Lurking in the shadows...
IGN[Game NickName] : Kryyn
Current Status : Active
Registration date : 2008-04-13

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PostSubject: Oh My!!!   Oh My!!! Icon_minitimeFri Sep 12, 2008 5:30 pm

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So, Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?', Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't', said the man.

'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?', asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?', persisted Satan.

'Yep', was the calm reply.

'And you are still not afraid?', asked Satan.

'Nope', said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'

The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 56 years.'
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ash
Commander
Commander
ash

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Number of posts : 710
Location : Australia
IGN[Game NickName] : Ordain,Arthorius,Vaandrin
Current Status : Active
Registration date : 2008-06-01

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PostSubject: Re: Oh My!!!   Oh My!!! Icon_minitimeSat Sep 13, 2008 12:17 am

omg tht was awesome.....though whts with the church in all the jokes XD
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YueYii
Inner Court
Inner Court
YueYii

Female
Number of posts : 540
Location : Lurking in the shadows...
IGN[Game NickName] : Kryyn
Current Status : Active
Registration date : 2008-04-13

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PostSubject: Re: Oh My!!!   Oh My!!! Icon_minitimeSat Sep 13, 2008 5:31 am

@ash wrote:
omg tht was awesome.....though whts with the church in all the jokes XD
lol
I dunno.... Someone sent them to me, so I posted them here.
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Ami
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Ami

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Number of posts : 30
Location : Paradise.
IGN[Game NickName] : Don't have one yet. :3
Current Status : Active
Registration date : 2008-05-15

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PostSubject: Re: Oh My!!!   Oh My!!! Icon_minitimeSat Sep 13, 2008 3:58 pm

ROFL. That was hilarious! xD Good one, haha.
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