3 Word Story

is a smelly

needs a bath

fizzy long hairs

that is blonde

and brown highlights

a little bit

ditzy and likes

to eat a

lot of liver

and vanilla pudding

. Suddenly a big

bearded man appears

with three huge

sharp and shiny

Here is what we've got together so far

In hell there are flying pigs that eat your lips so you bleed to death and eat her sixteen feet high stainless steel stilts carrying big cans and coolers filled
with human blood and huge tentacles that fill orafices with yelow puding crappy when i roll around in dog shit cause i eat people at breakfast with berries and cream which sure are delicious when u dip in milk coffe , Cappy . or ^^ you fry some chips on a stainless steel pan and immediately die on a pile of deadly pancakes I pissed on the sidewalk behind dino house because I was drunk Because I was pretty pissed of because dias kept eatin nubcakes cookies untill michi did a 360 turn and slaped her silly with gauntlets so hard she cryed untill she sporked his eyes and ate his Testes with his fork and spoon that has rust and some mold but nothing could watch it move like the evil in the rain even though he loled and cackled ike a retarded pumpkin that runs from little kids because he is pain in the *beep* although he was naked stupid Staring at his two half cooked home made sandwich with quiet awe he sneaks behind his old mom and kisses her ASS without beep to the bathroom to shave his long pubic hair and his long fat ugly mother and ugly father after that he got the phone call from his ex-grandma who wanted piece of cake and some sweet Until the end of her life ..It was shocking.. and painful death so the familly became rogue ninjas that sneak under cakes and bagels to get revenge but they die before he got and then he groped them lustfully Yea baby YEA He said perversely and continued to fuc*k her in several different positions untill she was completely filled with cum in her Cats eye sockets untill she died end of story NOT!!!! She ressurected and died again and resurected again becoming a zombie with red eyes knewing 3 words Come to Me !!! I am back more powerfull then I have been in my human form but my vampire form is craving for some School girl loving that's why he went away, and
purchase some expensive dark titanium claws and Calgon toothpaste getting ready to Brush his teeth with his neighbor's hot wife blood that was expired disappointedly he searched for the legendary fork of truth owned by the Cookie Master from The Unknown land Far far away the journey will last forever because Osama is alive and Bush will will do the invasion thing while eating big mac when all the big bad dudes Drink some alcohol and get jumped by samurai midgets wielding gigantic swords And Slashing everything to little pieces and they die Meanwhile The Evil big bad dude gets killed by the one who knows everything about the shiny golden spoon of ultimate ugly fat big chinchillas that murdered the count duke John Wayne but then he got raped by the one and only giant horny bunny with 2 giant red carrots that are usually hidden in the big sacred tree near the ugly house in the land of fat pink unicorns Next morning the carrots were stolen By none other than Easter Bunny who's master plan was to eat a lot of big and juicy Peeps, but forgot he needed to shave the orange colored rabid chipmunk's thick head filled with lard and dreams of sweet pumpkin pie with some cool hwip and some cheese then the chipmunk cry out loud because he was tired of waiting for the perfect lady in the white satin dress long silky hair and large boobs looking through the glazed blue window beyond the sky The prince comes and looked at the princess while drifting away from sweet dreams of living happily in ever-after land on the shores of Gay-Straight Alliance to fight against crips n bloods of the civilizations with no ass sticking around in all those bars made of gold and things that usualy look like someone just shit that is the true essense of life beyond the world of eternity in which the wonders of sex and the lust and me too and me three and the others and the humans are feeling so stupid. But then a giant chipmunk transformed into a giant female elephant that ate mangos and cherry fundae covered in sauce with chocolate milkshake on top of nana's fat toe next door neighbor's sex, drugs, war and some battles Fortunetly, the pink panthers managed to steal the large and get away with the honey and chicken broth full of mustard and cheese on your belly button which is the one you lost in the game while trying to do homework and have angry sex with a bitch and kiss her tenderly with the huge wet tounge on her spot the fishy spot that is been fully wet with old pickle sauce and some spices of armpit hair and nose hair with some buggers and the spiderman

sorry got distracted i'll finish it later

Eat , Fart , Sh1t xD

Note: Ashura = Wow :=o: :O you rly were sooo free werent ya? lol

wtf sorry linkin but this isn't at all what ur spoused 2 do doesn't make sense at all

back from what nub said

and suddenly a

this one has

Note to Jim = Ooops sry Jim my bad xD ... just so u know i was a little sleepy when i Posted this post :P (so i have my Excuse)

Umm.... a Big ass xD