Corrupt a Wish

GRANTED but as soon as u get the RP the price of entering the exchange market doubles

i wish my lvl on Rohan doubled to lvl 82 =D

Granted but the max level has doubled aswell

i wish the xp per kill dubbled

Granted! but the exp rate will be Bugged and u get -x2 exp :P

i wish i can Control Time! like Prince of persia xD

Granted but u control the time of 1 atom of air

i wish that everyone started at max lvl

GRANTED but everyone now lvl negativity and everyone gets anoyed at u and everyone pks u endlessly

i wish i had a bigger d/l limet

GRANTED but all file sizes just became bigger aswell

i wish someone would make a kick ass avatar and sig 4 me

GRANTED but as soon as it is created the file corrupts and u can never get it

i wish we got a full stat reset along with the full skill reset at the end of OB

GRANTED we are getting reset stones (thats auctaly true) but they make them only to be able 2 work on mages not rangers :P

i wish our guild owned all the town wars

lol actually where only getting skill reset stones not stat reset stones there 2 completely different things

Granted but we only own at the smallest town and no one passes though that town

i wish i didn't have 2 make this wish

Granted, but you get raped by mj and u wish u had that wish.

I wish my wish was incorruptible by any means, if in the case someone corrupts my wish they will suck monkey balls.

GRANTED but you dont have balls 2 suck :P

I wish i could think of a wish

Granted u can think of a wish but u can't wish it :laugh:

i wish i there was more time in a day

GRANTED but the speed you move think everything at decreases so it still feali s the same

i wish someone would make me a good sig still

granted but it'll take years to make..

i wish i had more time to play games o.o

Granted but all of them are shitty or crappy games

You didn't make a wish...so you die o.o

I wish I had faster internet at home.

granted
but u r unable to use it cause u will be in the hospital for getting raped by 50 gay guys ><

i wish i have 50 billion USD to use which all the shops,business and people will accept my money and let me buy anything i wan which is of top quality and that i will not contract any disease and live for another 70 years and stay healthy with all my money+50 girls of my choice which is perfectly healthy and also will do as i ask them to and nothing and no one can stand in my way unless i allow them to and my friends will still be my friends but they wont get a cent from me!! and that the world will continue as normal without any economical crisis, health crisis, political crisis, war and so on. WAKAKAKAKAKA.

try to corrupt that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =P

Granted...

but just before you wish all humans are erased leaving 51 humans left in existance and they are all newly born girls with a new gene that causes extreme facial and bodily defects but still lets them to live a heathly life and it is passed on to all there children.

so bascily there is you and 51 babies that are left in existance... so your money means nothing :D

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i wish that i was perfectly happy with what ever happens in life and in death

Granted. you die in peace
I wish I could die now

granted but you only die for a split second

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i wish i could wish that this wish wasnt really a wish but a example of a wish that would be a wish if this wasnt an example of that said wish...


btw how does that corrupt my wish? lol

Granted
But the wish that you wished that was an example of said wish truly became a wish even with your wishing of only an example wish.

I wish my head didn't hurt now >.>

:D granted

but your head only stopped hurt for the time it takes to say "now" and then it continued hurting till the day you die.


i wish that my wish wasnt granted

Ignores Dan.

I wish I could make my good fantasies come true right away.

Granted! but the moment yur fantasies come true yu get ambushed by al-qaeda and they suicide bomb yu and yur fantasies, but take your dream girl with them
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I wish moe wud deep throat my cock.

Granted.. but you also have to deep throat said "cock" which causes you to choke on the feathers and die...


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i wish life wasnt pointless and if life had a point it would be death.